That moment when the buff guy working out next to you says “I’m impressed” when you bench 80 lbs. And then loads his own bar with 250. Although maybe it was just sweet, sarcastic revenge. Since, much like my other awkward gym-name encounter, I’ve been calling him Ryan for over a month now. And just learned his name is actually Ronald.
That moment when you realize you have a problem. And that problem is a Manager’s Special problem. As if you couldn’t figure out from Wednesday’s post that I can’t say no to cheap food.
That moment when your mom refers to “TVP” as “PCP” during a phone conversation. And then doesn’t understand why you’re laughing so hard. Yep, I’m sure the employees at Walmart could point me to where they keep the PCP…
That moment when you fail at a day of eating right. And then give up and just have “ice cream” for dinner. Legumes, I thought we could be friends if we only hung out occasionally, but apparently we’re over for good. You didn’t have to be so violent about it this week, a simple “goodbye” would have sufficed.
That moment when you Google “DIY Moose Antlers.” And then get a lesson in taxidermy. Why was I Googling DIY moose antlers? Who knows.
That moment when it’s finally Friday. And then you realize this is the first open, relaxing, unplanned, no-travel-involving weekend you’ve had in over a month. I have no idea what to do with myself! Y’know, other than cook, work out, read, and take as many naps as humanly possible.
Discount maranatha is NEVER a problem. And I’m a total sucker for discounted groceries – I may or may not have stocked up on 5 bottles of Winn Dixie’s organic peanut thai sauce. Whaaaaat, it was a dollar and I love me some thai food!!!
That moment when you can’t decide if you’re impressed or embarrassed that you can tell that Manager’s Special pic is of a jar of Maranatha Almond Butter
! Since I know I can count on your opinions being credible (read: honest), how did that Arctic Zero taste? I am not sure if something so rich in protein and so few calories can be considered ice cream but I’ll take your word for it!
There’s definitely a reason I put “ice cream” in quotation marks. AZ tastes good, don’t get me wrong, but it’s definitely icier/firmer in texture with a less rich and sweet overall taste (which is actually a good thing if you plan on eating the whole container–you won’t feel ill). There’s nothing “cream” about it and it’s no substitute for the real deal, but it IS a frozen treat and I was surprised by how much I liked it.
Interesting! I’ll have to check it out. Is Choco PB your favorite flavor?
I’ve only tried Choco-pb and choco-mint so far–I’d definitely say go with one of those or a similar stronger flavor, JUST chocolate or vanilla would probably be a little boring/bland.
I dare you to ask the people of WalMart for PCP. I bet they’d sneak you out back…
Hooray for Friday ad weekends at home! I actually get to have a semi-relaxing weekend too (after leg day and posing, of course). Much needed before d-day next weekend!!!
Ahh, ONE WEEK (well, and a day). Can I spend my weekend being excited for you?! In between naps, that is…
I love manager’s specials!
Yay, Kroger!!
I’m a sucker for the clearance racks at Target, too.. do I need half the things I buy? of course not.
Thanks for the randomness post.. I really enjoy them!
Oh my gosh, Target clearance racks are the worst/best! I go in for shampoo, I come out with a new blanket for my bed, a set of drawers on wheels, poptarts and no shampoo. Not even kidding, that’s what happen on my last run to Target.
I’m going tonight! Someone posted about getting some C9 gear uber cheap..
Moms are the best.
Is that Arctic Zero ice cream good? The nutritional stats are awesome, but it’s kinda pricey and I’ve heard mixed things about the taste.
Check out my response above–gave a review of the AZ
girl we are the same person with sales, I search for the discounts. search high and low. they are where it is at. be proud of that one. oh gosh it has been forever since i have had arctic zero, i wish it was cheaper
Yeah, it’s definitely an item that’s way out of my regular price range–took the cost for it out of my “eating out” budget–it pretty much costs the same as a meal out…
Legumes have been hard on me too. Everytime I try to reconnect I just get disappointed again. It’s like a slap in the face!
This is my first non-travelling weekend in a long time too!I think Netfix is in order.
I thought I’d be cool with just one little serving of lentils a day, but OH NO, the pain, the discomfort, the, well, the rest of it, you know. Hmm, this WOULD be a good time for redbox–Can’t remember the last time I’ve been able to sit down with a movie!
It’s too bad really, because legumes are awesome. Haha. Every time a blogger posts a healthy dessert I just hope to goodness sakes that it is not made of beans.
Weekends full of naps are so glorious!!! Glad you’ve got a quiet weekend coming up. I hope it is AWESOME!
Thanks Carol! I can’t wait to do absolutely nothing
I think the best part of the DIY taxidermy is that it’s on a blog called aspirationalhipster! Please please please do some of this stuff. It’s like hardcore crafting.
Ahaha, I love that it’s a hipster blog, and you’ve heard of it. Now I have to go check out their projects (other than taxidermy…)
Manager’s Special Addicts Anonymous meets at my house.
Only clearanced food items will be served.
[Enjoy your weekend
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Just wait til a guy tells you he’s impressed and then benches *less* than you
It happens! But in all seriousness, I usually take it as a huge, sincere compliment if a strong guy compliments me because they usually know what they’re doing.
Hey, discount PB is 100% acceptable ANY day! And your weekend sounds like pure heaven!! It’s the best way to spend it…relaxing! Enjoy girl!
DIY moose antlers? I love you. But not in an awkward way, ok?
Man, I miss Kroger. The manager’s discounts are ALWAYS the best!!!! Guess I’ll have to load up when I visit home for Thanksgiving heehee
And I have to say, I’ve eaten a pint of AZ for dinner on multiple occasions too haha Sometimes you just gotta call it a day and let go
OMG AND I DIED laughing at your mom calling tvp pcp hahahaha!!!!! ahh your posts always make me smile!
Oh, Kroger! I grew up with that store and through college. None in Chicago.
I don’t see anything wrong w/ managers specials. I love deals!! && your mom is adorable xo
Hah, who CANT say no to food thats on sale?
Ice cream for dinner? Dont mind if I do! 
That moment when you realize you’ve never heart of artic zero ice cream.
I love food deals! Just recently realized that Big Lots has food and it’s cheaper! Found a new flavor of Mrs. Dash at least a dollar cheaper than the grocery store…think it’s tomato and basil. It’s probably discontinued which is why it’s there. I’ll have to check it regularly now to see what they have. Your weekend sounds perfect! At least you don’t have to think about a hurricane, although I’m trying NOT to think about it!! Enjoy yourself, Allie!
Oh my gosh, Fran that flavor is THE BEST! I just picked mine up at Big Lots last week too!
Gah, you know me and my manager special finds! I just can’t say no! I actually went to the store for a few (specific) things the other day and had to exercise some EXTREME restraint when I passed by those little orange and yellow tags…I simply have TOO MUCH right now! My cupboard is nearly bursting at the seams and I figure I better get a handle on it before I end up on the next episode of Hoarders…like seriously! Lol
80 pound bench press? Nice! I can barely do 60!
I hope you had a nice relaxing weekend…after you finish working out, cooking, writing and yes always naps. Moose antlers…now that’s strange. Did you make a pair this weekend.