C: Interesting night last night
Me: Uh-oh! Are there awesome storks involved?
Me: Best autocorrect ever.
Me: I’m not even going to fix that
C: luckily there weren’t any storks involved cause that would have meant that I was drugged and tripping out seeing weird birds everywhere
Me: Or what if there really were birds and you convinced yourself they were imaginary? But in reality you’d stumbled upon a secret bird consortium wherein the avian leaders were plotting the takeover of all wetland-related territory? When Florida is lost to the storks in the near future, the truth will be revealed
C: Best text ever.

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