Sometimes you wake up in the morning and find this on your doorstep:

And attached to it is this note:

And you realize that your day has started off on a creepy, creepy foot because you are not dating this kid, went on one half-date with him 5 months ago, and have no earthly idea what he is apologizing for.

 

And you know it’s all going to be okay, because you have squasherole waiting for you for lunch and a potentially amazing show to go to this evening. But you still wonder, holy heck, how do I respond to this creeper kid?

So get your creative hat on, and let me know what he’s apologizing for.

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