Let me tell you a story, that started four years ago. When I chopped off my hair, dyed it platinum, and stuck in a yellow and orange streak. It grew, colors changed, and then I dyed it all brown for my “adult” job.


Which, it turns out, is pretty awesome and not all that “adult.”

So I added some red. Then more red. Then orange.

Then blue.


Which looked like a decaying animal as it faded.

So I went back to platinum.


Which has done me well for this past half a year or so.

But now?

A new era.

A purple era.


And oh, is it going to be fun.